* AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
* BMW: Brings Me Women but Breaks My Wallet
* FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
* FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
* HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
* SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
* VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
* PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything